After
a cruise-ship suffers a terrible shipwreck, the famous beauty and
actress Scarlett Johansson finds herself alone on a deserted island.
Hours pass, and eventually only one other person makes it to the island
to join her - a man.
They
didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he of course knew of her due to her beauty & fame.
At
the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how
to provide food and shelter and started taking care of her. She took
care of him in return, and eventually she started to really feel a bond with the guy. After all, there wasn't anyone else on the island.
He
eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water
supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make
life easier. One night she threw herself at him and they made passionate love. From that point on, they were for all intents and purposes a couple, and continued their relationship. However, for some reason he started
drifting away - something was bothering him, and she noticed. "What's
wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked. "Nothing..." the guy
would say, and just walk away.
She
pestered him for a while, eventually saying she would do anything he
needed or wanted to make him feel good again, because she really
cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was
the least she could do for him. "Really?,
you'll do anything I'd like?"
"Sure,"
she said, "anything!"
"Ok,
first I want you to take off your toga and get into this pair of work
jeans that somehow washed up on the shore."
"Ok........"
"Now
put this shirt on please, but first, "tape"up your boobs so
they are flat."
"Wha...?
ok, I did say I'd do anything" she said lovingly.
"Now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it."
She
was kinda confused, but nonetheless, she wanted to make him happy,
so she tucked her hair under the hat.
"Now, I'd like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint a
beard and moustache on your face."
"Ok...
if this is what you want..." she muttered.
"Now,
please, put on these sunglasses and start walking down the beach.
I'll catch up to you in a bit," he said, getting excited.
She
started walking, wondering and doubting herself. She was confused
about what had just happened; maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was him?
Suddenly,
the guy grabs her by her shoulder, turns her around and says:
"Man! you'll never believe who I've been sleeping with for the
past 6 months!"
